For the record, Alex Constantine is ... not ... overweight ... And someone's girlfriend kissed me within the last 24 hours, but I'm not naming names ...

- AC


Being a constantine entails acting like a fat douchebag while trying to fuck everything in sight. Constantines usually try to fuck other guys girlfriends. Constantines are usually quite hideous. If you find a constantine, approach with caution, and then stab it 6 or 7 times.

2. I swear to god, im going to shank that fucking alex "constantine"

tags alex constantine fag douchebag dickhead frozen eddie

by madlib? the fort. Jan 11, 2007